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The Family Circus
A mother, father and their young son were visting the circus. When the elephant walked out in the circus ring, the little boy pointed and asked hims mom, "Whats That?" "Thats the elephants tail, " she replied. "No, under the tail, " the kid inquired. The mother, who was clearly embarrassed, ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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Three Man On A Boat
Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die. The Japanese as usual was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Dont Stop
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few c**ktails, the men began discussing their home lives. 'Last night I made love to my wife four times,' the Frenchman bragged, 'and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Back Doorman
A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor. She only has an apron on so the husband gets a big hard on and starts humping his wife doggy style. When he is through, he pulls ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Hairlip
A man with a hair lip walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a Rum and coke, the bartender tells him that will be 4.00. the hairlip said, man thats too high, so give me a vodka and juice. that will be 3.75 says the bartender. Damn ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Late For The Funeral!!
A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side burial service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns. Eventually, a half-hour late, he saw a backhoe and its ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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The Alcoholic Snake
The Alcoholic Snake Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an' he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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