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Stupid Jokes
your so stupid you sit on the t.v and watch the couch your so stupid when they handed out brains you thought trains and asked for a red one your so stupid that when asked to change your underware you turn them insideout your so stupid that your ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Banana Bread
Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes 2 loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 1 large banana 2 large nuts Mixing Instructions: Look into loving eyes, fold into loving arms and slowly and gently knead milk containers until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased. Spread well shaped legs, add firm banana and gently ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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A Helping Hand
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Count Down
A Policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple inside a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietlyreading a magazine. The officer knocks on the driver's window and asks what's going on. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Sexy Inquisitive Medical Student
This sweet petite young co-ed was very interested in learning all she could about medical science and went about asking all the healthcare people she could find many, many questions. She would show up at various clinics with notebook and pen in hand, eagerly hoping for more information regarding various health ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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69
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69." "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs, and you put your head between mine." ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Ice Cream
A penguin is driving through town when his car dies. Luckily there was a garage just down the street. The penguin asked the mechanic what was wrong with his car. The mechanic told the penguin it would take about an hour for him to look it over and figure out what ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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