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The Lawyer...
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer." So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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P***s Enlargement?
A man wants to have his p***s enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a newprocedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the p***s. The man goes for it and has ahumongous p***s. One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his p***s reaches up from ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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10,000 Dollars
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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3 Men Traveling
There were 3 men traveling in the rain forest when they were captured by tribal men hunting for food. When at the village the tribal leader said that they could live if they did one thing. If they failed they would be killed. The men agreed. So the tribal leader said ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Put Out Or Get Out
On a sunny summer afternoon, a truck driver and his pet parrot "Petey" are cruising cross country in their semi. Suddenly, the trucker spies a hot teenage girl along the roadside. He immediately pulls his truck to the side of the road. "Do you need a ride?" he asks. "Yeah" says ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Salesman
This little old man was selling vacuum cleaners. He rang this door bell, and a very beautiful girl opened the door, wearing only a bathrobe. He said, "Lady I would like to demonstrate this vacuum cleaner for you." She said, "OK but first what do you think of this body?" She ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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The Dirty Dishes
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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