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Which Condom Would You Use?
Which Condom Would You Use? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Cigarettes
THE 85 YEAR OLD LADY AND A YOUNGER ONE WERE TAKING A CIG. BREAK AT THE BEACH. THE YOUNGER ONE PULLED OUT A SMALL BAG AND PUT HER CIGS. IN THEM AND TIED THEM TO HER BIKINI, SO SHE COULD GET BACK IN THE WATER. THE OLDER ONE ASKED HER WHERE ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Do The Dishes....
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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So Which Condom Would You Use....?
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Blanket Movements
A male flight atendant recently told me this true story. He came across a Japanese man on the floor in club class with one of the blankets over him and "strange movements" that were coming from his groin area. He mentioned this to the female senior flight attendant on the flight ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Granny's Wish
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.! He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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No Like New Wee Wee
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, gouges out his eye, and bites off his p***s. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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