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Lawyer And The Tiger
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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A Scotsman, An Englisman, And Claudia Schiffer
There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Three Guys Talking About Their Wives
Three men in a bar, after a few drinks start talking about their wives First one says my wife is so stupid she bought 500 of meat cause it was in a sale and she doesnt eat meat... Second guy says my wife is worse. she spent 20000 on ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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You Can't Have Ice Cream Now
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Little Johnny ......
Written on 08/10/2008 |
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Sperm Robbery
One day, a masked man with a gun walked into a sperm bank and pointed the pistol at the lady behind the counter. "Open the safe!!" said the masked man "You do realise that this is a 'sperm bank' not a real bank dont you sir?" said the lady ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Penguin Joke
A penguin is driving through Melbourne on a hot summers day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Irritable C**t
Three men are sitting talking in a pub. One of them asks his two friends a question: "If your girlfriend was a kind of bird, what would she be?" "That's easy, " replies the first, "she'd be a Peac**k because she's proud and beautiful and enjoys strutting around and attracting ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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