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Sex With A Nun
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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The Pharmacist
A guy goes into a pharmacy walks up to the pharmacist and asks him for some condoms. The pharmacist says: "well they come in packs of 3, 9, and 12". The kid says: "well im going to have dinner at her place tonight and after that were going out and i ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Southern-isms
SOUTHERN-ISMS.....Exclamations: "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "Ahm a-fixin ta do that" Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style." "This'll jar your preserves." "Don't you be makin' me ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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The Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he entered specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Creation Of P***y
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created p***y to their design, First was a carpenter strong and bold, With his hammer and chisel he gave it a hole, Second was a butcher smart with wit, With his knife he gave it a slit, Third was a hunter short and stout, ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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From Aliflaila
Haatim was a high ranking minister in King's court. However he had one longstanding wish - to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to an officer one day, and begged him to do ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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A Last Request Or Two...
A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the 3rd day the camel suddenly drops dead. Things are looking bleak and the nun says "I am not sure we are going to survive a day or two" Priest replies "Agreed, seeings are we're about to meet ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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