The Dirty Jokes choices... |
Sperm Bank
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999: "Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Shortage Of Condoms After Blow Up
A while back, President George W. Bush called former Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency. BUSH: "Our largest condom factory has exploded and they are My people's favorite form of birth control. We are in extreme shortage! This is a disaster!" CHRTIEN: "George, da Canajian pipple would ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Defective Parrot
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, wonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." Holy crap, " the ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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The Barbecue
A couple is in the back yard with the kids barbecuing one hot summer afternoon. The husband is having a few beers while cooking the steaks. His wife is bent over the picnic table readying the rest of the food. He takes a good look at her backside and comments "Gee ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Creation Of A P***y!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine created a p***y to their design. First was a Butcher, smart with wit, using a knife he gave it a SLIT. Second was a Carpenter, strong and bold, with hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a Tailor, tall and thin, ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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What A Car Ride!!!!
I had to take my friend to get her car after going to a Halloween party. We were all dressed up and feeling no pain. I got onto the highway and started to speed up when she reached into my shirt and started fondling my breasts. I could barely get the ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Cleanup At The Front
A 30 yr old man walks into a store and asks the female clerk if they sell any condoms... "What size do you need?", she asks. "I am not really sure", he replies. She walks out from behind the counter, unzips his pantsand after a few strokes she gets on ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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