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Sperm Bank
A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask, he walks up to the lad behind the counter, drawing a gun, he looks at her and tells her to open the drawer. she tells him, "I'm sorry sir but I think you have the wrong kind of bank". he ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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The Twinkey
This man and woman just got done f**king and afterwards the woman was too tired to get up to pitch the condom, so she just tossed it out the window. A half hour later she looked out the window to see a little boy outside playing with the used condom. She ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Teenagers.
Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman at the bar discussing their teenage children. Englishman says "You wouldn't believe what I found out about my 12 yrd old son the other day. I went to his bedroom and under the bed was half a box of cigarettes and a box of matches. I didn't ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Father And Son
A man's driving along with his young son when he gets stopped by a policeman for speeding.The man shouts out "bastard"!! The boy then asks his dad"what does bastard mean?".He replies"a bastard is another name for a policeman".So then later that day as they get home the man slips on the ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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Close Encounter For Two Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of them said to it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.The alien repeated the greeting. There was no ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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