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Mommy Ate The Baby
For weeks a six year old lad kept telling his first grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his home. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.The six year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Holy Parrots
Subject: NewColonistsFoodandFun Holy Parrots!!!! A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired . They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Welfare Request
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW, " the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine, " the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Horny Or.................
A guy meets a gorgeous woman at a bar. After an evening of drinking, they both go back to her place.Within minutes of arriving, they are on the bed. He removes her blouse and skirt . Then, he pulls off his pants and shirt. He gets on top, and begins to ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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An Irish Priest And A Rabbi
An Irish Priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it? The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Scores
A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE!and to do that you have to give the woman something.So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolate to give her.Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give the more you ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Things To Ponder!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. It has recently been ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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