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Exercise For Those Getting On In Years...
For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this regimen! Three days a week works well. Begin by standing outside behind the house, with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand, extend your ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Poor Dying Jake
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky, my darling, " he whispered. "Hush, my ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Number 14
A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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New All Man Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Mark Burnett, producer of "Survivor" plans to enlist 12 men, who will be dropped in an unidentified suburb with a van, six kids each of whom play two sports and take either a musical instrument or dance class, and no access to ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Can I Have A Piece?
I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER THAT WELL AND I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE ASKING YOU FOR THIS, BUT I WANT IT SO BAD, DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVEN'T HAD IT FOR A LONG TIME, I COULD ALREADY FEEL IT GOING IN SO HARD AND COMING OUT ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Joke
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Some People
Old guy gets e new porsche and is speeding down the highway in it when he notices a black and white behind him with sirens blaring. He floors it and drops the cops before having a conscience attack realising he is a respected member of the community etc so he pulls ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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