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Big Feet Big D**k?
A woman walks into a bar in New York and sees a guy with his feet proped on the table. the man has the biggest feet she has ever seen. So she ask him, " is it true what they say?" "It sure is" he replies. "Why don't you come back ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Old Bessie
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine, ?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..... ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz, " the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Froggy
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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What Women Really Mean When They Say.........
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Another: Little Johny Types
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Dalmation's Duties
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back, " ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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