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A Fruitful Confession
Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that time I have committed the sin of adultery." The priest says, "Was it with Brigitte O'Hara?" Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Poor Drunk's Wife
A man walks into a bar, and immediately asks for a double bourbon. The bartender gives it to him. The man drinks it real quick, and pulls out the chest pocket of his shirt looks in it, and orders antoher double bourbon. This goes on for a couple of hours. Just ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Why I Love Her
A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies... "Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea" So what say ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Newfie Joke
A newfie walks into a bar. sits at the bar and orders a drink, ..looks around and sees the place is dead. So he says "hey bartender, ..what can you do to liven' the place up?" bartender says "see that monkey sitting at the end of the bar?" newfie looks over ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Take The Champagne
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Cant Explain
A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar. The Farmer mumbles, "Some things I just can't explain." The bartender, who knows the Farmer as Jim, asks, "What do you mean Jim?". "Well, you know my old cow Betsy? I was milking her this morning and ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Jose Cuervo Cookie Recipe
Jose Cuervo Cookies 1 cup water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 cup lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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