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All-night Duty
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Supermarket Mother
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me, " she ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Super P***y
There was an old lady in a nursing home and she liked to tease the little old men, so she would run around lifting her dress up. She came up to an old man in a wheelchair in the hallway, lifted up her dress and yelled "Suuuperrr P***y" and ran ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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The Shiny-walled Box Thingie
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father having never seen an elevator ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Mad Wife
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him in the back of the head with a rolled up magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paer in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Catholic Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest asks. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Screwwed
Amet and i must look unusual, but I promise it will be worth it." The man replies with a simple "ok". He then picks her up and throws her as far into the ocean as he can and yells "There, now you're f**ked!" man is walking along the beach when he ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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