The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Just For The Ladies - Why Do Men .....
Ladies Taking a Few Cheap Shots WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? because their balls fall over their a*****es and they vapor lock You're laughing, aren't you?!?! WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius WHY DON'T MEN ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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My D**k Is So Big
My d**k is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime. My d**k is so big, I have to call it Mr. D**k in front of company. My d**k is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls. My d**k is so big, it graduated a year ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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80 Year-old Virgin
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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The Accountant
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife, I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Red Roof Inn with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. When he arrives ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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No Means No
A man with a 25-inch-long p***s goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him - They all tell him his p***s is too long. "Doctor, " he asked in total frustration, "is there any way that you can shorten it?" ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Ping Pong Balls
There were three men bidding for the hand of a princess. The king said well i will test you all, go out and find me all the ping pong balls you can and the man with the most will get the hand of my daughter. so after a while the first ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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I'm So Embarassed
There is a medical condition called a preaprisim. It is when a man gets an erection that will not go away. After two or three days they can become quite painful. This guy lived in a quiet New York City villege and woke up one morning with a preaprisim. Now matter ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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