The Jokes About Sex choices... |
50th Wedding Anniversiery
a man and his wife come home from dinner where they celibrated their 50th wedding ann.. The man and his wife are in the bedroom where he sits in a chair smoking a pipe reading the newspaper. The wife is getting ready for bed, she is looking in the closet when ......
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Erection Problems
This fellow walks into a clinic and asks the lady behind the desk "Could I please see the doctor?" "Well, sir, I am the doctor. Our receptionist is out today, " she said. "Ummm, could I please see the male doctor then?" he said uncomfortably. "I'm sorry, sir, but there is ......
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Wife's New Job
Harry came home with the bad news from his doctor, "Either you stop work immediately or you will be dead" the doctor told him. Harry and his wife were like most people they had bills and hadn't saved much money. His wife Amy was very pretty but not smart at all. ......
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Nickel, Dime, Quarter.....dollar!
There is this guy that has never had sex before and he is kinda nerves because he is about to get married and go on his honey mood, but doesnt wanna disappoint his wife. So he goes to a sex therapist. The therapist tells him. . First put a Nickel in ......
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Kick In The Nuts
An Australian and a New Zealander both walk into a bar and order a beer at the same time. The barman says "sorry boys, but there is only one beer left. You are going to have to sort out who gets it." The Australian turns to the New Zealander and says ......
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Balcony Blunders!
Balcony Blunders! Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his ......
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Learning To Swear
TWO BROTHERS aged four and seven were in their bedroom. You know what? said the seven-year-old, I think its about time we started swearing. The four-year-old nodded his head in agreement. When we go downstairs for breakfast Im gonna swear first, then you swear after me, OK? The four-year-old agreed and ......
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