The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Old Woman In A Bar
THIS YOUNG GUY HAS BEEN SITTING IN A BAR ALL NIGHT. HE IS REALLY HORNY AND THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY WOMEN IN THERE ALL NIGHT, EXCEPT FOR ONE OLD LADY, SHE LOOKED TO BE NEAR 80. WELL THE GUY IS PRETTY DRUNK AND HE THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT IF HE JUST ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Rules For Idoor Golf
I N D O O R G O L F 1. EACH PLAYER WILL FURNISH HIS OWN EQUIPMENT FOR PLAY, NORMALLY ONE CLUB AND TWO BALLS. 2. COURSE TO BE PLAYED MUST BE APPROVED BY THE OWNER OF THE HOLE. 3. UNLIKE OUTDOOR GOLF, THE OBJECT IS TO ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The P***s Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's p***s was larger than the shaft. After one year and 180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Blanket.........
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered By Viagra
Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra: 10. "Viagra. The quicker d**ker upper" 9. "Here's the beef!" 8. "Get a piece of the rock" 7. "You've come a long way, baby" 6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em" 5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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F**k Sheep
An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked a c**ky shitkicker, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?" "Ya mean women?" asked the shitkicker. "We ain't got none. 'Round here ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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