The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Fcking Dishes!
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Sexxy Housewife
Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Men!!!
a woman walks into bathroom, slips up, and ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny!, her hubby tries to budge her but cant so calls a mate for help, he looks and says 'il go for a hammer we can break the tiles and lift her off', 'ok' replies ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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After Marriage
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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A Bad Day For Sister Mary Elizabeth?
Walking through a wooded area of the park on her way back to the convent, young Sister Mary Elizabeth was suddenly accosted by a man. He covered her mouth with his strong hand as reached around from behind her dragging her deeper into the dense woods. He began to brutally undress ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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P***s Raise
The p***s requested a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I am always using my head first I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Names!
A guy walked into a bar and asked for a drink, the bartender said sure i just need the name of your p***s, The man said ok give me a minute. So the man asked another guy at the bar what the name of his p***s was and he said a ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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