The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Short Ones
Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? A. I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!? I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said yes. She then asked ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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Ask Another Doctor...
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!" By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Balls
Once upon a time am an was driving down the road, when he got stoped by a cop. "What's your name?" asked the cop "Rootbreak" replied the driver "Okay: said the cop, " Where do you work?" "Balls, Balls, Bigger Balls, Smaller Balls and Ballbearings" replied the driver. The cop chuckled ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Bride Talking To Hubby
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Sex
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" --------------------------------- LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Warming Up...
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up. ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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The Tiger...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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