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Onions And Christmas Trees...
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Those That Made It As Kids
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked andor drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Swimming Experience
It happened when I was about 15 and I was going swimming with 2 of my best frens. Once we reached the pool we all jumped into the water 1 by 1... one of my fren jump the last while I was already inside the water. As he jumped not noticing ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Be Strong Honey. I Love You Too.....
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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A Near Miss
a few years ago i was invited by my sister and her husband to go out with them and one of her freinds, needless to say i ended up in bed with her friend, being naieve when she came onto me i did not realise the signals till after she went ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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I'm From Ireland Too!
An Irish man was sitting alone at a bar at 3:00 in the afternoon when a man came from the bathroom and sat right beside him. "Where you from?", the Irish man said. "Ireland, " the other man said. "Holy shit! Me too! Let's drink to Ireland, " said the Irish ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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A Royal Wedding
On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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