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Viagra
This 80 year old man and his wife were laying in bed one day. And the man gets up and starts putting on nice clothes. The woman says "Where are you going". "To the doctor to get some viagra" replies the man. So then the woman gets up and she starts ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Doing The Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Would You Help Me Clean Up Our Flatapartment?
I have a lot of fun and I don't just think about sex. I can make almost any activity fun, even if it doesn't involve sex. I think I can make cleaning our apartment as much fun as having sex. Before you say, yeah right, hear me out. Let me tell ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Sex Quiz
Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Bj?A. Bj: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, butyou can't beat a bj. Q. Why does a p***s have a hole in the end?A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the speed limit of sex?A. 68 because ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Drunk? Oh, Yeah...
Five o'clock in the afternoon, guy walks into a bar, and proceeds to get hammered. By 7pm, the bartender walks over and says "Sorry bud, that's enough, have to cut you off. I think you'd better head home, sleep this off." So the guy staggers to the door, and pours himself ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Imprisonment
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Cowboy Or Lesbian?
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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