The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Good, Bad & Worse
Good: The teacher thinks your son's great. Bad: In bed. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Jill Meets Nadine For Lunch..
"You're looking very tired today, Nadine. Did you have a late night?" "Yes, " replies Nadine, "but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes." "Wow, ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Pesky Erection...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul whats wrong. Well, replies Paul, you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her? Yes, replies Jeff ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Ping Pong
So the princess becomes of age and looks to marry. The king saids to the man who brings me the most ping pong balls my daughters hand in marraige. Bor the frist man comes back in six hours with 100, 000 ping pong balls. Steve the second man comes back in ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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The Good Samaritan
The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Cigarettes & Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisle. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife, so she directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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A Complete Failure
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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