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Nursing Home
A middle aged man, who looked after his ageing father all of his aduld life decided to put him into a nursing home.The old man didn't want to go, so the son asked him to treat it like holliday for a couple of weeks and if he didn't like it he ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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Two Great Gifts
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news, " The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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Advice From Dad
A young virgin marries a Greek man, and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to. Sure enough, after a couple of ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Pickle Slicer?
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed therefor a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife thathe had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p***s into thepickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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Dear Abby.....
Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past three years ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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The Nursing Home.
an elderly man who lives alone, and falls over a lot, is talking to his son. they come to an agreement, where the old man would go into a nursing home for a trial period. they agreed that he could go home at any time if he didnt like it there. ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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A Mortician
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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