The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Me Tarzan! You Jane!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. One day, deep in the wild, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Scottish Highland Hospitality
A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage nearby, so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander. "My car has conked out, " said the traveller, "Where can I ......
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Mary The Organist
Mary the church organist was an 80 yr old virgin and much admired for her kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her.She showed him into her quaint sitting room while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her organ, the ministor noticed a cit glass bowl ......
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Dating Tips
The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny giveaway gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs." 1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman. - No foreplay. 2. Can't hail ......
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Right On Times
The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good hour away so the bus driver quickly downs one ......
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Marketing 101
You see a fabulous girlguy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girlguy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She'sHe's fantastic in ......
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Think You Might Be A Cowboy?
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding ......
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