The Jokes About Sex choices... |
Quarterback
Joe was a 3d string quarterback for a pro foootball team. On sunday morning Joe's wife told Joe to take the kids to the park so they could play, he said honey you know I play football on Sunday and she said Joe you just a 3d string quarterback and they ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Are You Married?
Don't try this at home, this is for instructional purposes only and might cause serious injury or death if used by husbands notsufficiently trained in self defense. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Brighten Ur Day 3
Funnies Q - What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? A - You can drop her off anywhere. Q - What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A - Outlaws are wanted. Q - What should a woman say to a man she's just had ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Infidelity.
A man arrives home to find no sight of his young sexy wife. Just then he hears a sound from upstairs, Grabbing his loaded shot gun, he begins climbing the stairs and he hears low gutteral moaning coming from their bedroom. Busting through the door he finds his wife stark ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Large P***y?
A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time...she's lying on her back with her feet in the stirrups when the doctor comes in. He lifts up the sheet and recoils in shock. 'My goodness', he says, 'You have a HUGE p***y!' She's upset, of course, and ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Guaranteed Weight Loss Program
A guy was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he saw an ad in the newspaper for a "GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM." "Guaranteed? Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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