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A New Way To Loose Weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Only Trying To Help
Bill and Tom are two Kiwis working at the local sawmill. One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill to the local hospital. Next day, Tom goes to the ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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A Doctor And His Three Patients
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Stuttering
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your p***s is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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10 Lbs.
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of doing, but ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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She Donates Money To The Homeless,
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida. I ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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Too Well Endowed
A young man was so well endowed it was hurting his knee. He went to the doctor and pleaded for him to help. After some deliberation he said surgery was the only thing he knew of that might help the situation. since this was so unusual there were two other doctors ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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