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Serious Medical Condition...
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God, " said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Hospital Mix-up...
A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors standing around his hospital bed. "What's up doc?" he asked nervously. "Uh, well ... there's been a ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Are You My Daddy ?
A woman, pregnant with child, and her husband arrive at the hospital. The woman is going into labor. The rush her to the delivery room and soon afterward the child is born. The nurse hands the child to the doctor who cleans him up, the baby asks "Are you my daddy ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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How Did You Break Your Arm?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the c**kles of anybody's heart. Conditions were perfect...12 below, ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Doctor
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when he spotted a world- famous heart surgeon in his shop. The mechanic shouted across the garage, Hey, Doc, look at this engine. I can open it up, take the valves out, fix'em, put in new parts, and ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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The Gynecologist.
A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Texas Midget
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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