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Why Don't We Just Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. "He did ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Guilty?
---------- Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me, " she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Flat Chested...
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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What Is The Word?
A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. "He's tattooed, " she confided in a low voice, "in a very intimate place!" "You mean-" gasped the beautiful nurse. "Yes! Isn't that odd? There's actually a word tattooed there: 'Swan."' "This I've ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Yearly Physical
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "130, " she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 170. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8, " ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Marines Hymn
This Marine, all messed up from Vietnam, went to the hospital to get checked. Because of the war, his brain was all scewed up, and all he could say was the words to the Marines hymn. So the doctor asked his name, he replied, "From the halls of montezuma..." ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Viagra
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect, " she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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