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Air Condition
A customer was constantly bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too cold, then he asked that it be turned down because he was too hot. And so it went for about half an hour. . Surprisingly, the waiter ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Bad Case Of The Stutters
A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering". The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem." The ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Babies Sex
3 pregnant women go to their gyn doctor for their chech up while they are sitting in the waiting room the doctor comes in and announces he can tell them what they are having by the position they were in when they conceived. so he turns to the first one and ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Shooting Fully Loaded
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot in the stomach twice. She was rushed to the hospital where she was treated and told that she is pregnant with twins and while ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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The Snake & The Eye Doctor
An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days." The Doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Men Don't Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if, you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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Under The Bed!
Bob went to a psychiatrist. "Doc, " he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, " said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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