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What A Health Plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course, the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Calling In Sick
Early one morning, Fred, who works in a funeral home, woke up his wife, Betty, complaining of severe abdominal pains. Betty took him to the emergency room where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain. While they were waiting for the results, Betty ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Confution?
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Experience Make Perfact....
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Dr. Howard's Guilt
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him, "Howard, don't worry about it. You're not the ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them.. That is why you pay himher. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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