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A Very Busy Man...
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Always Allow The Bosses To Speak First
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears ! The ghost says, " Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Quite A Handfull...
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions after all, the client ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.He looked in his pockets & realized he had left his wallet at home.He told the woman that he was very sorry but ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Sex Therapy
A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Biil Bob...
BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER.... I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES"..... THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Doctor!!
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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