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Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Just Funny
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Center". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". -------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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World's Greatest Salesman
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. Upon meeting the manager, the manager asks, "do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yes, I was a salesman back in Minnesota. Well the boss liked ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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The Blue Phone And The Red Phone
The Australian Minister for Foreign Affairs is waiting for a meeting with President Bush. After a while, a guard approaches the minister and says, "Sir, the President apologises for the delay, some extra things have come up and need to be worked on. He requests that seeing as you have to ......
Written on 08/10/2008 |
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Tick Tock!
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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39 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Senior Sex
A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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