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Don't Mess With Old Folk's
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Social Security----
A after retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Department Joke
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him some advice: I went home every afternoon for two weeks and my wife gave me a bj. It was fantastic and it really helped. You should try it to. Two ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Comfortable Lifestyle
A young doctor went to look at a practice that was up for sale in a very remote part of West Virginia. It looked perfect with a comfortable house, fully equipped lab, and lovely gardens. The old doctor even quoted a very affordable price. "This looks great, " said the young ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Post Office
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the US and married an American girl. Athough his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a devorce for him, "very quick." Lawyer: "Have you any ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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