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Death
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Stray P***y
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Chicken Farmer
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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It Could Have Been Worse.
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Heard At The Doctor's Office
Heard at the Doctor's Office "At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's chest. 'Big breaths, ' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be, ' she replied remorsefully." -- Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA "While acquainting myself with a ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Nice Hotel, Shame About The Price
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Square Balls
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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