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40 Things I Want To Say At Work
1. "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit." 2. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce." 3. "How about never? Is never good for you?" 4. "I see you've set aside this special time to ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Cute Oldie
Sperm Count An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Patent On Fruit
A guy walks into the Patent office and says he would like to get a patent on a new fruit he invented. The patent officer says he can't get a patent but the guy insists this will turn the fruit industry upside down. He then hands the patent officer the ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Wal-mart Refund!!!! Lol!!!
WALMART REFUND A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Assembly Line Doctors
Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? How many of us can relate to this one? Here's what happened to Buford: Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Old People Sex
An old couple went to a therapist because they hadn't been intimate in a while. The husband said he was only in the mood during dinner, the wife said that she was only in the mood during dinner as well, but when they retired for the evening, neither was in the ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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Interview
Dave was sadly born without ears and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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