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Cowboy
An elderly Wyoming cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Well Technically....
One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference is between 'technically' and 'reality.' "Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in fear that it will confuse you. But to help you out, I'll give you something to do. Go ask your mother if she will sleep with ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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The Pickle Slicer....
A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his d**k in the pickle-slicer at work. ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Unga Bunga
Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Unga Bunga? ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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The Age To Start Swearing
A 7 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 5 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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As I've Matured
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Trucker
A mother, frustrated at her attempts to get any house work done with her 8 year old son constantly underfoot, handed him a bag of MampM's and told him to go outside and play. An hour or so later, having finished the housework, she went to the window to check on ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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