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Code
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Most Powerful Liquid In The World
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Dinner With Girl Friend And Her Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Sex Is....
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Call In Sick
Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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How To Speak About Men And Women And Be Politically Correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK...She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER....She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY....She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB....She is a ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Wedding Breakfast
Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their new bride that ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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