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Gator Joke
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Lil Red Riding Hood
Lil Red Riding Hood was visiting her grandmother, who was concerned about her developing and sex. She said to Red, now that you are developing into a beautiful woman, the wolf is going to be even more attracted to you. To protect yourself take these condoms when you go home. Red ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Old Man And The Kid
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors green, red, orange, blue, purple, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked his way, the ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex, " he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Leave It To The French
The new French Foreign Legion captain was assigned to a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir, " is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Dear Audrey
Dear Audrey I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Woman In Restaurant....
A woman was eating alone in a restaurant when she suddenly began choking. People were stunned, but these two guys got up calmly from their seats, one guy leaned over the table and whipped down his pants. The other guy got down and shoved his face right into his ass. The ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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