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Short Ones 2
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft c**k that wants to reach out and touch someone. One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Rooster And Cat
There was a cat and a rooster wondering by the lake.Both were famished looking for any food they could find, later on the rooster found himsle focusing apon a worm inching its way near by.The rooster the proceeds to pounce oon the worm eating it quickly then resting after his meal, ......
Written on 08/10/2008 |
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S-s-s-t-t-t-tutter-r-r-ring P-p-problem
A man walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer." The bartender says, "Seems as though you've got a major stuttering problem." The man replies, "N-n-no k-k-k-idding!" The bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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A Boy Takes His Girlfriend Home After Going Out Together............
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, 'Senga, why don't you give me a bj?' 'Whit? Are you crazy!' 'Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem.' No!! Someone might see us ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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The Husband Store...
The Husband Store: A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Sleep And Sex...
Top 10 Reasons Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX! 10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone. 9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep. 8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any. 7. You don't have to pay for sleep. 6. ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Trip To Vegas
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says gI ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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