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Butcher's P***y...
One day, a man comes home from work and greets his wife. Upon seeing him, she asks for 20 to buy meat for dinner. He leads her to a mirror, holds up the 20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the 20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Make Him Laugh...
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it. The bartender told the man to put a dollar in the jar and make the horse laugh. So the man put a dollar into the jar and told the horse ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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The Boss' Wife
Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss Im not coming to work today. Im really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so Im not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Relationship Advice...
woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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A Joke!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Bad Sex-good Sex????
This old couple was sitting in their rocking chairs on the back porch when the old lady reached over and knocked the old man out of his chair. The old man got up, sat back down in his chair and said "What was that for?" ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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