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Keeping A Healthy Level Of Sanity
HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE 1 At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down. 2 Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice 3 Insist that your e ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Golden Wedding Anniversary!
An old man and his wife were having a drink after dinner out to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Hooker
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge 20 for ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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No Curses!
---------- A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in the bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we started cursing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass." "OK, ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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The Adventures Of Turnlock And Badd**k
When we last left our heroes: F**ked into submission TurnLock revealed the secret location of the car keys and poof the car was gone. Damn it BadD**k, tricked again. TurnLock and BadD**k begin working on a plan to stop P***yWhiped mind control over them. BadD**k the penile wonder suggests watching Academy ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Auction
A man and wife was at the breakfast table one morning.The wife tells her husband.Honey i had a dream last night.I dreamed we were auctioning off c**ks.The really big ones was going for 2000 dollars and the small ones was going for 1000 dollars.The husband said really how much for one ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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