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Little Boy And The Farmer
One morning a Farmer was sitting out on his front porch and say a little boy walking up the road carrying a bunch of wire. Boy! Where you going with that wire? Asked to the Farmer. The little Boy replied, "Oh this here ain't just wire, it's chicken wire. I'm going ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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No Free Rides
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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The Irish Priest & His C**k
The Priest in a small Irish village loved his c**k and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c**k was missing! The Priest knew that c**k fights happened in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in church the next ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Oral Sex
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Girlfriends Father
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Hard Times
A couple going through hard times is forced to consider prostitution as an option just to get by. After careful consideration, they resign themselves to that fact and easily decide that the wife should be the primary wage earner. Next they pick the corner that they think would be most fruitful ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Men Are Useless
Men Are Useless Things! Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple... Two calves that will never become cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything... Twenty ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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