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First Timers
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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People Are Behaving In A Sinful Manner
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked. "I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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You'll Have To Give Up Half Your Sex Life.
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!" The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?" "Well, " said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?" "No, " replied the man. ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Funny Story 1
This Girl i met in a chat room kept talkin about how good she was at giving head. So i told her to put up or shut up. So i met thhis girl behind some train tracks out in the country. She walks up and she is as big as I ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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The 70 Year Old Woman
A 70 year old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more activity & recommended sex three times a week. She said to the doctor , "Please, tell to my husband". The doctor goes out in the waiting room & ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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Secret Dietary Tips
Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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A Camel For Sex...
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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