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African Roulette
The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out. "They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette." The ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Sky Diving
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Before long he is completely sobbing. The bartender asks him "Hey buddy, what is wrong? Things can't be that bad." The man replies, "I was in a plane about to skydive, and it came my turn to jump. I got so ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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The Fly In The Lake
The Fly By The Lake. In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I move down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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The Hunter
A wild animals hunter was in town walking around, when he saw a crowd of men out side a strip bar. hey fella. what is going on in here ? Do you see this beautiful girl in there. aha. well. in that room. they are holding a ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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Desert Island
These two guys are on this deserted island for about 4 months & in not bad shape. They have a cave for shelter & lots of fruit, plus tools to catch some fish. After about five months the one guy says, I don't know about you but I am getting really ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Every Guys Dream
There is a horse, bartender, bucket of money, and a guy. The guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender what the bucket full of money is for and he says if you can make my horse laugh i'll give you the money. The guy says OK and walks ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Las Vegas
Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas and they all had a great time. A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip. "I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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