The Rude Jokes choices... |
Ethel Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home. ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Holy Water A priest happened upon a young boy one day who was playing with a bottle of turpentine. The priest asked, "Whatcha got there little fella?" The boy replied, "This here is turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the world". The priest said, "Oh no, son. The most powerful liquid in ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Indian Boy An indian boy goes to the chief and asks him if he can marry his daughter. The chief asks the boy if he has any sex experience. The boy says no.The chief points to an old oak tree with a knot hole in it. Go practice on the tree and when ...... Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Joke A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. ...... Written on 13/02/2009 |
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What The Kids Say My cousin works in a school so Someday's i fill in for him, but everyday i go in i hear them saying jokes about what we do during sex. So I'm wondering, where do they find this out? It's from all the websites that don't have you post some kind of ...... Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Free Drinks At The Bar Three guys are siting at the bar having a good time and the bartender is talking to all of them and gives them a challenge. He says if you three gentleman can add all of your d**k sizes up to 18in, ill give you all free drinks for the rest of ...... Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Not To Worry... The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely inpact tha family status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in ...... Written on 12/05/2009 |
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