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The Holy Nail
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hourlong examination, he comes up with a solution, "I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: The pope has a rare testicular disorder.The good news: ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Things You Should Never Say... During Sex
things you should never say...during sex Body: ok here it goes , list at one phrase you should never say during sex ... do not reply just repost . 1. sorry it keeps falling out -krystie 2. "Are we finished yet?" is always particularly bad. --- Adam 3. ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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The Kink And The Donkey
There was a king who owned a donkey. Suddenly, one day the donkey started to cry and couldn't stop. The king tried everything to cheer up the donkey, but nothin worked. One day a guy came into the kingdom walking through and saw a flyer on the wall, 10, 000 gold ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Those Catholic Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a p***s?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Ed Zachary Disease
A man was very distressed at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him. He decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. His doctor recommended that he see the well-known ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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During A War
Two men were supposed to meet in what's left of an appartement, during a war. One of them is there and is waiting for his friend. The second guy arrived two hours later... His friend, who was worried, ask him : "- what took you so long ? you were supposed ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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A Viking Fan At Breakfast
Viking fan at Breakfast A Vikings fan is having breakfast one morning coffee, croissants,bread, butter & jam when a Packer fan, chewing gum, sits down nextto him. The Vikings fan ignores the Packer fan who, nevertheless, starts aconversation: Packer's fan: " You Viking folk eat the whole bread??" Viking fanin a ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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