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Lil Johnny Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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A Bookworm
A man and a woman had just gotten married and were living with her mother. the daughter came into the kichen crying. Her mother asked what was wrong. She said Billy will not have sex with me! All he wants to do is read at night. Her mother says all you ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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A Newly Wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband a lthough very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back. " "Where are you going, coochy ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Every Man Needs Three Women
A man gets married a virgin and begins the hopefully life long enjoyment of sex. After a few years he begins to wonder if that's all there is to it? He becomes to close to an female aquaintence and learns what it is like to be with another women. For a ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Manners In Bed
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed, " she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!" Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Delivery
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival the doctor said that he had invented a machine that would transfer a portion of the labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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