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Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None, " replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Sex In The Dark
Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured She would break him out of this crazy habit. So ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Two Headed Woman Jokesbeing Married
TWO HEADED WOMAN JOKESBEING MARRIED What are some of the problems with having a two headed wife? Big dental bills, big cigarette or chewing gum bills, the need for two cell phones, the cost of electric toothbrush batteries, the enormously high cost of makeup, and you dont ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Sex Ed - Teaching A Kid About Condoms
A man walks into a pharmacy with his young son. Standing in front of a condom display the son asks, "dad, Waht are these" The father hems and haws, but realizing he has to explain it eventually, tells the boy what these are. The boy carefully examines all the ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Can You Get Married In Heaven?
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Why Men Are Happier Then Women
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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