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Written on 12/06/2009 |
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A Few Gay Jokes--and We Love Gays
A Few Gay Jokesand we love gays no offense meant How can you tell a gay man from a happily married straight guy? The gay guy isnt complaining about his sex life. How can you tell Abraham Lincoln from his male lover? His male lover didnt need a beard. ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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80 Yr Old Man20 Yr Old Bride
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he is feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Hot Nipples
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah, " she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Bad Girl
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question." "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl. "Oh yes", ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Varieties Of Sex
There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. The first is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, in the kitchen. The second kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, you gotta do it ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing, " the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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