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Men Summed Up In A Nutshell
MEN SUMMED UP IN A NUTSHELL AT LAST, SOMEONE SUMMED IT UP! The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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More Definitions By Gender
1. THINGY thing-ee n. FEMALE......Any part under a car's hood. MALE........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bel adj. FEMALE......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. MALE........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n. FEMALE......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner MALE........Leaving ......
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Want A Divorce
A married couple are driving down the motorway doing 70 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 80 mph. ......
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Sharing A Blanket
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman ......
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Cover Story
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told ......
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After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a ......
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An 85 Yr Old Groom
An 85 year old man marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites. She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the festivities, she prepares herself for bed ......
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