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Do U Have A Dirty Mind
1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Old Couple...
An old married couple is having marital problems. The old man is going through a bout of impotance, so he goes to one doctor that his wife recomended, he tries different herbal cures and nothings works. So one day, he reads an advert in the paper about a clinic in helsinki ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Honeymoon Sex Codes...
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Getting Down Under...
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Hardly A Novel Idea...
John and Mary get married. They are in love, but they are poor cue music. While trying desperately to make ends meet, Mary hits on a lucrative but hardly novel idea. "John, " she peeped. "I have an idea to help us pay off our bills and start that savings account." ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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50th Anniversary...
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad, " gushed son number one. "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Still A Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative he kept ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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